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staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.
Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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pinworm infection

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rule of the infected

zombie apocolysps rule of the infected
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Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.
Clean your smelly jizz infection female!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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interval infection

COVID-19 infection coinciding with a patient's first vaccination and developing prior to receiving the second. The symptoms may easily be misinterpreted as side-effects from the vaccine.
He had felt strange since receiving his first dose of the vaccine - aching, fatigued, coughing, short of breath. Three weeks later, after receiving his second dose, he had a fever of 102, was fighting for breath and coughing badly. While it was logical to assume he was having a severe reaction to the vaccine, the stronger probability was that he had contracted an interval infection.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2021
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