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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.
Luis has a raging fert infection.
by Señorita H. June 6, 2025
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Systematic Infection

A virus and debuff in a popular Roblox game Decaying Winter. It is seen in the standard mode and is one of the primary issues to survival in the game. It can be cured using the augmentin antibiotics and tablets.
Berserker: Damn, I ain't gonna last long, I got stage 4 systematic infection.
Drifter: My man got stage 4 cancer
by yogha August 27, 2023
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fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.
"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"
by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024
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regretevator infection

an virus that usually applies to people that play the roblox game 'regretevator', which is a roulette style game, featuring simpable (and extremely sexualized and shipped) npcs.

this is divided by three stages, that are shown through their online persona and roblox avatar. if someone presents these symptoms, please cut contact with them.

stage 1: dressing up as a regretevator character, with light accesories and face fluff.
stage 2: attempting to be cute, usually shown by implementing the words 'silly', using the :3 emoticon, and stating to talk in the lolcat language.
stage 3: everything in their profile is nothing but regretevator, adding lots of accesories and face fluff to their avatar, fluently speaking lolcat. (as well as swapping the word 'cat' with 'car')
severe: becoming a really annoying furry with the same symptoms as stage 3.

really rarely, a person can be a regretevator fan, but does not present symptoms of the virus.
this guy, just by looking at him, he has severe regretevator infection
OH MY GOD SHUT UP (this will be said, lots of times by a sane person.)
by haruk April 11, 2024
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MLP infection AU

Basically MLP fans or just people who really like making unsettling things made this. I think the first one was the smile disease? Idk look it up. Basically you create an AU of MLP where some stupid pony makes an infection/disease/corruption. You show slideshows of the ponies (mostly the main cast) stats and what they have on. Could be rarity is going insane, she looks dirty, but she’s healthy. It shows stages, stage one of infection stage 2 stage 3 on and on until the pony isn’t itself anymore. People also add in other peoples fanmade ponies and it’s rlly cool. If you’re ever interested in watching them find it on yt and start on people reviewing an already made infection. If you wanna make them just do the most terrifying gory things you can think of. So yeah, moral of the story just an MLP AU that involves a super crazy and high detail infection/disease/corruption that someone who probably likes Creepypasta made. Hope this helps :3
Person 1– “Yo did you you do the math for today?”

Person 2– “THERE WAS MATH??? I JUST WATCHED MLP INFECTION AUS THE ENTIRE CLASS LMAO”

true story
by Corncheese May 15, 2024
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