Husbum

A man who moves into your home and tries to get married quickly in a manipulative attempt to establish housing and/or security.

I heard her ex-husbum moved in with a new girl only a few weeks after they broke up. Didn't he do that with his first wife?

by MMgaddamn February 23, 2022

Husbounded

The process whereby a woman gives up her autonomy when she acquires a husband.

Newly married Jane suddenly felt husbounded when her girl friends suggested a night out having a meal and going clubbing

by Blue Revolution October 16, 2022

Husbandito

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

marine husband

A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.

The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.

by JJGYET March 14, 2015

fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy

Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.

by Dizzydub December 8, 2016

Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.

"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"

by loftcrew April 25, 2017

rich husband syndrome

When a woman who has never really done much of anything except marry a rich man feels free to pontificate authoritatively on all sorts of things she knows nothing about.

Carol is such a know-it-all. She's never really worked or accomplished anything except marrying Charlie. It's like she thinks living the lifestyle his financial success permits makes her an expert on everything. She has a bad case of RHS - rich husband syndrome.

by Dr. Zoom October 16, 2017