Husbag

The term for a husband that is a dirt bag or douche bag

He cheated on you! Why don't you leave that husbag?

by Pharmer1019 May 22, 2015

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

husbandey

Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".

Wifey wanting to go on girls' night out to husbandey, "Dear, can you look after the kids tonight?"

by NDUP November 27, 2018

Husbandoo

Just like a waifu , a husbandoo is a word for an anime character that's seen as a potential husband.

"Have you watched Death Note?"
- "Yeah, Light Yagami is such a husbandoo!!"

by A waiu April 1, 2019

Husband-Able

Husband Material

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able

by fk99 June 7, 2019

hubabuba

A nicer way of calling someone late

Gosh patisha is so hubabuba

by Mary Elizabeth Dukins December 8, 2021

Husbation

When a woman watches her man masturbate either to arousal or to ejaculation. This can be manually with his hand or with a toy such as a "pocket pussy" or fleshlight. She can of course tell him to stop at any time which adds a tease & denial aspect.

Honey no sex tonight but if you get your fleshlight I'd love to watch some husbation.

by EvolvingYourMan December 24, 2021