humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

hemphysema

The lung disease you get from smoking weed for a very long time.

My uncle Tom ended up dying at 56 from hemphysema. Dude was baked since high school.

by econobiz February 25, 2008

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

humpyquamquil

A bathrobe or dressing gown

Everyone should have a humpyquamquil.

by gtuer July 25, 2011

Humphor

A person who dislikes confrontation and is extremely annoying and gay. Also, that person probably has only one left nut.

Misael really cried at the prom dance,

Yeah, he's one hell of a Humphor, no doubt about it!

by AzZaZz123 October 13, 2011

Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012