hobster

half Hobo half hipster - generally they like to be into trends wich are but are not limitied to anything that stanks

girls who have those weird ankley stockings no socks feet smell like satans ass crack seriously they stank. definately a hobster

by sockets February 19, 2014

Night Host

What does a night host do, you ask? A night host is that jackass who sits in your dorm at night and asks you if you live there. When confronted by scum like this, the appropriate response is "Fuck You," or "Eat shit."

"Hey Mike, got a job yet?"

"Yeah man, I'm a night host."

"Fuck you."

by richaard hertz October 21, 2011

Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

by Don Chavez February 9, 2015

Social Media Hostage

You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.

Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.

Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.

by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009

release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

by Mango January 2, 2003

Host rage quit

When a host in an online game is receiving such a beating that he or she quits, removing the host from the game and ending the session for everyone else.

Host: Screw you guys, I'm quitting.

Guy 1: No don't you'll -

*group returned to pre game lobby*

Guy 2: Host rage quit, what a fag.

by PonchoVilla November 20, 2009

The Hostage

A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.

That fool pulled the hostage last night, she'll never call him back

by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010