Homework

A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".

Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.

Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!

by Tatiana isn't my real name May 8, 2018

Homework

The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses

1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now

1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.

2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?

Yes, dearie.

3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.

4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.

5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...

6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.

by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018

Homework

Stupid pointless crap made by the 11th sector of hell called school.

I HATE HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Megatron prime March 4, 2019

Homework

a form of torture invented by mad teachers, its ment to be a living hell for any person(except for nerds.) It kills the fun out of life like when your wanting to snog your girlfriend later on, then here comes the block HOMEWORK!you want to see a new awesome movie you bought the tickets only useful for today and later on FRIGGIN HOMEORK!!

me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!

by cal198 June 15, 2010

Homework

Homework stands for

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Person 1: What is this Sh*t
Person 2: Homework
Person 3: We don't need it, we do all of it at school

by Hogsbreath101 July 28, 2019

“homework”

Cover name for Pornhub if your at school or your mom checks in on you

Kid: *Watching Pornhub*
Mom: What are you doing?
Kid: uhhh.. Just doin some “homework”?
Mom: oh ok.

by Sir Cumcise May 29, 2019

Homework

Originally used as a punishment, now given out quite commonly what we call teachers. Better known as FUCKING CUNTS or WHORES.

teacher: "Okay, so you guys need to do page 1-5000 by tomorrow and also a 69 page essay due in a second."
student 1: "BITCH CAN YOU STOP GIVING OUT SO MUCH HOMEWORK?!"

by toop0g4u May 7, 2022