after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson
by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008
Get the dirty homer mug.Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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It’s like going to school but at home. You obviously don’t have to spend 7 hours sitting down in a hellhole. You’d learn more at home than school (which is kinda true.)
Homeschool - Can also be referred to - Homeschooled - Homeschooler(s)
Homeschool - Can also be referred to - Homeschooled - Homeschooler(s)
by Spritish Channel February 27, 2020
Get the Homeschool mug.When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
by Henry Yates January 17, 2010
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Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"
by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007
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A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.
A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.
by TheRealKnowerOfWords October 8, 2019
Get the Homeschooler mug.Someone smart enough to get out of sitting through the daily 7 hours of bullshit our nation calls "school". Generally the all-around coolest people ever, along with being the best educated element of society.
Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.
Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.
Damn! That homeschooled guy just got laid twice last night! Too bad the guys who go to school are socially inert, castrated sheep, or they could have some fun too...
by Homeschooled And Proud November 14, 2005
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