Heated Fart

A fart that is significantly hotter than most farts and smell putred, sometimes resulting in a burning sensaton upon the anus. This phenomenon is caused by a chemical reaction in the intestinal tract from the fermentation of certain foods. The foods that can cause this are usually considered unhealthy, such as American style McDonald's, Wendy's, and many other fast food chains. This is usually causes defecation with the same effects, which is believed to be the origin of the phrase "Steaming pile of shit." These farts are highly flammable even more so than normal ones. Please do not light a match near the rectum when this situation occurs, for it will cause a fairly large explosion and may worsen the burning sensation.

Man, "OUCH."
Dude, "What?"
Man "I just released a heated fart."
Dude, "Well you shouldn't have eaten all those cheeseburgers."
Man, *Sigh.
(Body collapses)
Man, "You O.K. Dude?"

by Uruugh January 22, 2015

Heather

Heather, popularized from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, is often the description of someone perfect. They’re beautiful, kind and who everyone wants to be.

“Wish I were Heather” (lyrics from “Heather”)

by purplesoccerball August 15, 2020

Squirrel in heat

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

by Hoon35 July 30, 2008

Heathens

Name of the newest Twenty One pilots song that just came out.

have you heard the new song of Twenty One Pilots "Heathens" already?

by Shoymendes June 16, 2016

heather mills mccartney

A woman who does not deserve to carry the name of McCartney. A complete bitch who is trying to destroy Sir Paul and his children's lives.

No one will ever like Heather. She has destroyed any chance at ever being liked.

She is trying to rival Stella McCartney with a new fashion line...but little does Heather know (because of her overwhelming ignorance) no one will ever buy a single product from her.

Omg! That girl lied to me. She said she loved me. But she used me, played me, and took all my money. She is a total bitch. No, that's degrading to the bitches of the world--she is a true heather mills mccartney!

by crzy_straw December 13, 2008

Heath Ledger

The definition of the sexiest Australian man alive. Not to mention the best smile in the entire universe, along with his sexy accent.

With Heath Ledger in the room, it's getting hot down under. :)

by heathlovesme August 10, 2005

Heated Oven

A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.

After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015