mikki harding

The mysterious lover of the handsome Mr. Gill

-Where is 'ol Bruce tonight?
I don't know...how mysterious.
-Wait....maybe he's with (both pause and look towards the sky)...mikki

by Pancake Bunny October 31, 2004

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

Tonya Harding

1. When one defecates on ice.
2. A crappy figure skater from the 1990's.

The furnace went out at my house and my son went to the bathroom and dropped a Tonya Harding in the toilet before realizing the water was frozen.

by Kmilz January 16, 2018

hardin brawl

the hardin brawl is the annual meeting of college rivals, hardin simmons university, and the university of mary hardin baylor, once a year in football. the winner of usually will go on to win the conference title in the American Southwest Confrence, hence the importance of the event.

garry- UMHB and HSU are meeting in the hardin brawl this week

archy- oh man! thats always a good game!

by couchcrucaptain316 May 2, 2010

Haditto

It is a way to say ha, that was funny, and ditto, as in me too, in one concise word.

Haditto I'm not taking the biology test either!

by A. Twain December 16, 2011

Hardine

A mythical small sardine-like fish that lives in hot tubs

"What's that poking me in the hot tub?"
"...must be a Hardine"

by LNE October 11, 2012

harritate

A word you use to describe the ugliest and most disgusting looking person or thing you know

I was enjoying myself at the movies until I saw a harritate and had to leave.

by 1488savage December 5, 2016