burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

No Hander Slammer

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.

Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.

by Wailex May 19, 2022

Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.

Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?

by DinnerPlateDarling69 July 1, 2023

Who drips harder

One folk has said he is the prominent dripper Liam Nolan says he drips hard but who really drips harder the

Mackenzie Mann is the one who drips harder

by Mackenzie m December 2, 2018

Ms. Harder

A demon from the depths of hell had a baby with a witch. The child became a teacher.

Send Help.

Person 1: Who is your teacher?
Person 2: Ms. Harder
Person 1: Thoughts and prayers for you mate

by ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ October 12, 2020

haideritis

A psychological disorder exhibited by New York Yankee fans after the Yankees collapse in monumental fashion to the Boston Red Sox. Symptoms include denial, disparaging of the victorious team, contortions of the facial muscles into scowls, and sulking. Pakistani graduate students are particularly severely affected. Symptoms can be enhanced by the wearing of bandanas and Derek Jeter jerseys. Treatments for Haideritis generally include an admission of the inferiority of the Yankees and indeed of one’s own existence. The origin of the term Haideritis is commonly accepted as evolving from ‘hater-itis’, though the term has its true roots in the animal kingdom, as the actions of those suffering from Haideritis resemble those of the rodent Najamus Haiderus.

Some sketchy characters in the Frist Campus Center appeared to be afflicted with Haideritis when the Yankees lost the ALCS to the Red Sox in 2004.

by Najam December 23, 2004

Haider Vanek

To tell the Facebook Page Owners group that you are leaving the group OR deleting all your pages, and then return the next few days.

Watch him pull a Haider Vanek.

by Baller21212121212145 September 26, 2012