Gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous. Can be a modifier to clarify.

Being a stuntman is so gurt. G’he has a Phd in child psychology.

by voggsp April 21, 2025

Gurt

A person named gurt

PERSON 1: Gurt so Kevin
Gurt: vro.

by Vrowhogurt May 3, 2025

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Gurt

Sybau

" YOGURT!"
Gurt - Sybau

by Kenneth Amos of Plymouth Pa May 2, 2025

Gurting

When you are doing something very smart but also very dangerous

“The penguins are gurting”
“Those penguins where gurting”

by Sybau April 12, 2025

Gurt

Some that is very smart/clever, yet risky or dangerous

The man jumping from one skyscraper to another was very gurt, as he could have gotten injured but also got lots of YouTube views.

by crollex April 14, 2025

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

To be sarcastic all the time like Colin.

Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025