grosstache

a gross mustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

by Worstward January 6, 2009

grossiosity

the state of ultimate grossness and disgust.

a pimpleton has a lot of grossiosity and is retarded.

by miss michele March 15, 2008

ubertociosoly grosem

Describes a person so called "pwning it up at CS:S" {CS:S is a fps designed for the fast-pace-gamer}
This word can be used as an adjective or or a verb. It may be used as past-tense{-ing} or future.
Created by Kristin'impuLsive'Jones, This word is most commonly found in mIRC (a common application for texting and pinging) and was first introduced to the CS:S community by CS:S Pros' future dreams in having new slang for the new gaming endevours.

"Bro, You were so ubertociosoly groseming it up last night"
"Wow, i wish i was as ubertociosoly grosem as you"
"You better be ubertociosoly grosem tonight or your cut"

by impuLsive February 22, 2008

Dog-gross

1) adjective: The Greasy feeling on you hands after petting a dog for too long.

2) Noun: The greasy substance put on your hands from petting a Dog.

Oh man, my hands are all dog-gross now.

or

I have to go wash the dog-gross off my hands.

by yaypie March 17, 2010

Heaps Grouse

Australian term used to describe an excessive amount of something that's just totally fucking awesome.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are heaps grouse, mate!

by thetwigman May 1, 2011

pulling a gosselin

When you're fed up with yo bitch and not going to take it no mo.

She ate my last poptart, cussed me out in wal-mart, would only suck me off on my birthday, and neutered my dog, so I'm pulling a gosselin on her ass.

by AUOtto July 24, 2009

grosser

Someone who always gets grossed out by things that many people don't get grossed out by anymore, or ever.
The opposite of a grosser is a chiller, because chillers are people who kick it and relax and don't trip.

"He's such a grosser, he can't even stand to watch Doctor 90210"

"Yeah, I got my period today."
Response: "EWWWWWWWWWWW, SHUTUPPPPPPPP"
"Gosh, stop being such a grosser, just chill."

by Mona R August 21, 2007