by Alex Lopz November 27, 2006
Get the Gonzo Nose mug.to put your penis on someone's face near their mouth and your balls on their eyes, so they resemble Gonzo from the muppet show.
the porno wasnt suitable for children, so they got a big furry blue man to gonz a five year old, to please parents.
by thejen November 3, 2004
Get the gonz mug.When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.
Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.
by inphinitizeit March 8, 2007
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An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"
While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"
by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005
Get the Gooey Gonzalez mug.Goonzman is a tall, blond man with a drinking problem. They will often be found playing vidja games, while hittin a fatty lip and drinkin some form of alcohol.
Bean: Yo goonzman pass me that tin and slide me some booze. I'll grab the stick and we can play halo until we cant function any longer.
Goonzman: That is the best idea you have had all day Bean...all day
Goonzman: That is the best idea you have had all day Bean...all day
by BenRoss June 22, 2006
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