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granny basher

A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
you'You bumbaclaat! *kiss teeth*
me'Shut up you granny basher'
by Killeress January 9, 2006
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Granny Nap

Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
by AmyVHS October 17, 2008
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granny panties

by Cassie April 6, 2004
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granny stick

Slang for a mechanical bridge. Used in in the game of pool to make difficult to reach shots. Often used by pussies to make shots easier. You will generally be made fun of for using one unless you are a professional player making a legitimate shot.
Guy1: Can you pass me the granny stick, this is a tricky shot.
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??
by Mattmo September 22, 2006
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granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them
The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.
by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008
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granny gumjobs

Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.

Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
Dude last night I got granny gumjobs
by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015
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Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
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