Goonerbator

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon

Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"

by erghuij June 29, 2024

Gooner

A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning

Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Gooner Bait

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024

Goonerhon

A derogatory term for a non-passing trans woman who transitioned later in life and is addicted to pornography. Portmanteau of "gooner" and "boomerhon".

"I can't come out to my irl friends, because they would see me as nothing but a goonerhon!"

by Kæt September 14, 2024

goonerilla warfare

(noun)
State-based psycho-sexual warfare on its own populace and others' populaces to weaken resolve via gooning content; a form of social castration where the user practices gooning culture through acts of self-deprecation and disassociation.

Who knew that the Me! Me! Me! video, meant to raise awareness of anime addiction, loneliness, and isolation would turn into a form of goonerilla warfare?

by saintsundere October 13, 2024