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glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.
Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.
by prisonpuppy101 March 3, 2019
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Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
by GabeShooter April 1, 2019
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Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.
Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.
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glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it
This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”
by Forever553344 October 31, 2019
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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Glockshame

A famous sound cloud rapper hella gay and be picking men booty all the time
Your such a glockshame
by Matthew manz April 30, 2020
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GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE

exclamation, informal

to end a conversation/debate the most igant way possible in .86 sec flat and that's my kind of igant
Teachers, "Well soulless ginger Brad if you're soooo smart what's 4x4?"

Soulless ginger Brad, "All the math I neeeed to know is 4x4 don't get stuck! GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE!!!!
by NOT IN MY MERICA NOZIR September 19, 2020
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