Glitter mustache

What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.

I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.

by Glittery May 29, 2015

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

glitter hickey

The mark left after a night of shenanigans in which one wakes up without pants covered in glittery hickey bruises encircled with a sharpie penis.

Dude I woke up with a mad glitter hickey true story bro... Damn bro I wish I had one too!

by Fsugcguijh June 29, 2016

Glitter Puke

glit-ter / py-ook

To be so fabulous, you puke up glitter.

"I rock this dress like glitter puke"

"She's so fantastic, she pukes glitter"

"This purse is so amazing I'm going to glitter puke"

by The Glitteratti December 3, 2013

glitterous cliterous

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names

yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid

by braceface._.juju February 16, 2021

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017