gastic

a hilarious idiot but one you think fondly of. non offensive term for a dumbass joker.

"i love you man, you're so gastic it's jokes."

by HEXLER October 25, 2008

Gastano

A woman who is a super bitch. Her hair is looks like 1000 birds shited in it.

OMG look at that gastano over there.

by Jenken95 May 29, 2009

Gastric Fornication

A "smart" way of saying anal sex.

That chick sure loves gastric fornication.

by Das Professional De Gas March 10, 2010

Gastrobating

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010

Gasteroid

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011

gastation

a word meaning a station where you get gas usually connected with a conveniencestore

“i’m going to the gastation to get cigarettes and fuel up”

by pllotttwist June 22, 2021

Gast

When one is being extremely gay

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches

by Ryan September 12, 2004