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Gastric Blast
A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
Gtastic
Nick: What are you doing today?
Chris: Prolly going to pick up some hoes.
Nick: Dude, that's fuckin' Gtastic.
Chris: Prolly going to pick up some hoes.
Nick: Dude, that's fuckin' Gtastic.
Gtastic by GoonAndOrGoblinAndOrGangster April 21, 2011
all-o-gistics
As defined by Milo & Friends
o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop
he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"
"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)
thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)
tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)
you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)
study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)
he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)
you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2
oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)
he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)
if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)
o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop
he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"
"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)
thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)
tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)
you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)
study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)
he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)
you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2
oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)
he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)
if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)
all-o-gistics by e73rock April 20, 2008
Gartic Phone
A game where you say something stupid and someone makes a stupider drawing and everyone gives up on life but it’s also funny as hell
Person 1: I played gartic phone with my friends and they drew a lot of cursed backyardigains stuff
Person 2: oh god
Person 2: oh god
Gartic Phone by PuddlePerson August 2, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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