Lap Giraffe 

Another word for wang. It just means Penis.

Wanna take a ride on my lap giraffe?

Lap Giraffe by eight-twenty-nine April 18, 2011

new york giraffe 

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.

"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"

new york giraffe by doochpedro January 3, 2009

Dank Giraffe

A word that describes a very lit and superior giraffe.

OH LOOK, A RARE DANK GIRAFFE!

Dank Giraffe by LitLikeBic July 11, 2016

Slippery Giraffe 

The act in which you pour lube down someone's throat and proceed to Throat Fuck them.

Make sure that you slippery giraffe the YouTube sensation Davohz.

Slippery Giraffe by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017

Sad giraffe 

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

Sad giraffe by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

The Homogeneous Giraffe 

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

The Homogeneous Giraffe by tlarder January 5, 2010

Higher than giraffe titties 

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

Higher than giraffe titties by ‘Tana August 1, 2019