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Lazy Girlfriend

When a male in a relationship ejaculates onto his female partners butt. This can be done while he is rubbing his penis in between her butt cheeks, or masturbating. If the girlfriend is too tired, not motivated, or busy with something else, she may let her male partner do this so she doesn't have to participate, yet her boy friend will be able to ejaculate.
Jenny was tired after a long day at school, so she gave her boy friend a lazy girlfriend

Stephanie was busy online, so her boyfriend Connor asked her politely for a lazy girlfriend
by expand-dong420 September 20, 2015
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Hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.
"He has either lost his mind or he is just hot girlfriend loco."
by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016
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great gilf

"Bro let's go to the nursing home and lure out great gilfs ;)."
by Scarlet_shadow September 1, 2017
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Half Girlfriend

Amy from love island....
Curtis liked Amy but not enough to want to be officially dating

Will you be my Half Girlfriend
by xxxmichellejxxx July 9, 2019
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That One Guy's Girlfriend

The name given to girls that aren't popular but have boyfriends that are sort of known by everyone.
"Dude, who's that? I haven't seen her like... EVER. Where the hell did she come from?"
"I think that's That One Guy's Girlfriend, you know, the one that looks like Harry Potter? She's been in the same school as you since 3rd grade, man. Seven whole years."
"No fucking way... Huh..."
And they both continue on their way, only to forget about her.
by OzzySychophant September 20, 2009
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every down girlfriend

Similar to an every down back in football. A girlfriend that does well in any situation.
Friend: wow your girlfriend is really doing well in this flag football game
You: yeah she's my every down girlfriend...
by ben.sullins November 12, 2009
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stand-in girlfriend

noun

A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.

The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013
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