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throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.
I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.
by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014
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Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011
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The Last Gift

A gift from a close friend who can't see a future in their friendship, so they pack 'The Last Gift' with objects of interest like pictures, a sweater, etc. This way, the other friend will always have something to remember them by.
by Manson_Mysterious September 9, 2023
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Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.
Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
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gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run
I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.
by Koi292229 October 24, 2015
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Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
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gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
by atheneum November 2, 2013
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