fatoned

Variation of pwned. Usually said by Joey Fatone look-a-likes.

Yo, n00b, you got fatoned!

by diemkay July 25, 2008

Futtner

Something that smells bad...kind of like old Guacamole.
Its the size of a keebler elf, and has not much use. If your looking for a nice new Gnome, go buy a futtner.

Maaa, can we get rid of that old Gnome, its kind of scary. Yes, thats a good idea.

How about we get a futtner?

by MoooooooBIGGY January 3, 2010

fultonry

Mean-spirited bullying based on redneck bigotry. Refers to Fulton, Mississippi, and how far they went to ostracize a lesbian student.

Unabashed displays of fultonry in numerous Southern cities only shows that much of America has yet to find its way into the 21st century.

by agoodideathatwasntmine April 7, 2010

flaquito fumón

A Spanish slang to refer to a guy who is skinny and also smokes. Usually they have pretty good dick and are goofy ones

A: I looks like a flaquito fumón type, he must be good at sex

by dmb77 November 22, 2022

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

Funon

when you dont need a specific guy to have fun.

i had a funon last night at the party!

by Danni S. January 1, 2009

futton

Well known Old English family currently represented by one remaining house. The Lord and Lady Futtonsworth known around the Burberry region as a fine philanthropic example of old English nobility. They have dual residency with their second home in the county of Randolph and city of Asheboro in the new country of the United States of America.

The Futtonsworths are a noble family.

by ciscomc November 24, 2013