fosters

A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to The Simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.

(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"

by gowie November 14, 2007

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

festery

To fester, or be very extra gross.

Ew, that was festery!

by Kat June 26, 2004

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

funteresting

a combination of "fun" and "interesting," used to describe something totally amazing.

ex. my trip to Spain was so funteresting.

ex. I really wanna go sky-diving; it must be funteresting!

by donctastic September 28, 2014

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015