High Fructose Porn Syrup

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.

"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"

by I'm Already In your Database March 31, 2012

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to frito

to make a mess all over someone with one's sexual parts

If you call me that name again I am going to frito all over you!

by J to the sizzle March 4, 2011

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fruto • Frutolian • Frutolian jiggery • Frutopia • Frito • frut • FrugoVR • frito pie • fructose • Fruitopia

frugooglyin

frugooglyin means really cool

those shoes are frugooglyin

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Frito beaver

An individual who loves and craves Fritos chips so much that their two top front teeth become bucked out like a beaver. This can be an actual protrusion of the teeth, or can be achieved by placing a Frito on top of each of the two top front teeth, under the top lip, thus allowing them protrude like buck teeth.

After eating that entire bag by yourself, you've turned into a Frito beaver.

by Turner Sultan July 17, 2010

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