Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

best frogs

two literal children who are best friends and play way to much roblox and minecraft… L is a weird yet soft and settling person, S is a person who shoots zombies and sometimes rage quits.. we love them tho <3

lol watch this get all disliked MENSKSKS

best frogs are bad bitches BAHAHAHAHA

are they frogs ?? bellyache?? damn-

they have the brain of a rock

by bigtittyrockstar November 3, 2021

dirty footsie

Moving your foot under a table or otherwise covered area (such as a blanket) to rub someone's legs and private areas in a teasing manner.

"I saw mom playing dirty footsie with dad while we were out eating."

"Omg ew."

by S.R.R March 29, 2023

Flotsam Jumper

After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."

"My girlfriend was pissed that I had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper."

by Cory Massaro September 24, 2007

Flotsam and Jetsam

The two totally awesome eels in THE LITTLE MERMAID. Also know as Ursula's poor little poopsies.

Flotsam and Jetsam are completely and totally the best characters every. Period.

by JESTAM 4 evEr April 10, 2011

Frats

A sign-off among members of a fraternity or other tight knit group.

(In Email):
"Frats,
-Poindexter"

(In Conversation)
"Later."
"Frats, dude."

by Fratty1 April 19, 2010

flotsam

an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear

Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week!

Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while

by Kc.Mike.Marshall February 17, 2008