Friday the 13th

A day when everything fucks up and goes to totally opposite of what it usually does.

A time for hockey masked wearing pyschos to slaughter unsuspecting victims.

"Its Friday the 13th!"

by Bleh-blah May 12, 2003

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.

Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"

by ChepsterFTW June 23, 2009

friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey

by bigtones April 6, 2005

Slap Ass Friday

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

Friday Night Lights

1. A kick-ass 1990 social commentary book detailing a typical football season for the Permian High School Panthers of Odessa, Texas.

2. A mediocre 2004 movie filled with factual errors, yet still loved for its "realism".

3. What? NBC hasn't filed for Chapter 11 yet?

1. My English teacher didn't let me read Friday Night Lights in high school because it was full of Boobie.

2. Hell no, I don't wanna watch Friday Night Lights. They left out half the damn book.

3. Congratulations, Friday Night Lights. You just saved a television network.

by Just say NOdessa March 9, 2009

foodage

Used as another word for food.
Can be a specific food or a group of many different foods.

"Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage."

by Denroid March 24, 2007

Fail Friday

Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.

Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.

by KellsBells88 June 3, 2010