Fellatio Fag Fairy queen

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Tronathon August 16, 2006

self-fellating

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.

People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."

by A-lista March 28, 2010

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

fellatio

A great symbol of love between a man and a woman or man and man. The woman first gets on her knees and places her partner's penis in her mouth (drops down on him). She begins to maneuver her mouth around the penis. Ejaculation is quite possible.

Honey, would you like a fellatio?

by Vince Tersigni December 28, 2005

fellationship

A relationship in which fellatio is the ONLY sexual contact.

Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.

Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.

by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008

fellatio

Oral sex with a male (blowjob, head)

The girlfriend gave her boyfriend fellatio.

by Silent Jay March 18, 2003

fella-girlie

an androgynous lesbian, much like a boi. a fella-girlie is either butch in behavior and femme in appearance, or butch in appearance and femme in behavior.

jen does not feel comfortable when people call her butch as she is fella-girlie.

by jenrock January 5, 2004