by FordDriver February 05, 2024
Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
by QuacksO September 10, 2017
My fourth cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
"I heard she does all four holes! What does that even mean, what's the fourth hole?"
"Ah, so that's why he was walking funny the next day."
"Ah, so that's why he was walking funny the next day."
by grayestday333 August 11, 2024
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
7.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My 7.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 09, 2021
12.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My 12.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 09, 2021