fletcher

A guy that friend-zones the hottest and most loyal friend he can get. Although he is very funny and nice, he can sometimes be annoying as he doesn't listen to other people's opinions about who to date. Fletcher likes new girls to crush on as sometimes he gets BORED of the people who legitimately care for him. Many people get lost in his charming blue eyes and blonde hair but is awoken by how he again FRIEND-ZONES them.

Girl 1- Look at that hot guy!
Girl 2- I wouldn't touch him as he is a Fletcher

Girl 1- oh

by ugh111 July 12, 2017

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Fletcher

Fletcher: noun> Some one who is able to intuitively understand something that he/she was not present for, as if was they were not only there, but had play part in the orchestration of such event. One who is just in understanding many different notions that opposing parties might take. Empathetically sees all sides. A non-educated historian cable of attaining a degree.

I don’t know where he learned it, it is as if he popped out of the woom that way, He is a true Fletcher, when he was two he told the grocer the way he felt the day JFK died, which was at least 30 years before he was born.

by observerism March 26, 2010

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Dirty Foley

Congressional sexual speak via IM

Vote Dirty Foley for congress!

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

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folecule

The smallest division of a fart; a fart molecule. Made up principally of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Sulphur atoms in gaseous form. A single folecule is detectible when particularly potent. See entries at farticle and farticles.

Innocent Bystander: "Dude, did you let one fly?"
Guilty Party: "Yes, but it was a tiny one."
Innocent Bystander: "Disgusting! I got a whiff of your folecules way over here!"

by Tota May 18, 2008

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