Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.

" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"

by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017

vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.

Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.

by hax0rmort October 11, 2019

chocolate fog

When your fucking a chick Doggystyle, and put your thumb in her butt. Then wave your thumb side to side in front of her nose, while making the fog horn sound. Brrrrrr Rrrrrrr.

Man 1: Hey
Man 2 : What up.
Man 1: I was fucking this chick on P.O.F last night , and I gave her the "Chocolate Fog".

by That805G May 25, 2016

Fog Horn

A Fog horn is when you pepper spray a girl, and she proceeds to suck you off.

Yo dude, sarah totally let me fog horn her last night.

by ELiTeWEEEeeeenfhewiuhiuwehlkhi December 6, 2018

isolation fog

1. The cause of one's inability to remember what day, week or month it is after a week or so straight of being on "Shelter At Home" orders . May also cause people to forget to shower or wear pants or which direction is which.

2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.

I forgot this Sunday was Easter Sunday because my brain is living in an isolation fog.

by Mysteh April 10, 2020

the fog is coming

some shit mentally ill people say. there’s a group centered around the fog, and believing it will come and that it is filled with some kind of demon. mostly it’s a generic saying people do when they fake mental illness, specifically schizophrenia, from what i’ve seen. seems to be some dumb joke.

weirdo : the fog is coming . the fog is coming .

saner person : stfu

by aiceling August 23, 2023