Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella June 2, 2015

Cougar Flaps

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.

Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.

by Demfcane August 18, 2015

time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020

yak flaps

Vagina lips that are saggy and resemble roast beef.

Yo did you get with Hannah last night?

Yeah dude. Her yak flaps made me feel like I was at an Arby’s drive thru.

by Dirtyblazer August 27, 2023

mummy flaps up your slah

The ultimate rizzler comeback

David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*

by Trippy_lfe June 5, 2023