flowdaddy

A man who has long, beautiful, curly hair. Usually worn with a hat. Whenever women see a flowdaddy, it is guaranteed they will fall in love.

Look at that hot flowdaddy over there. His hair is almost as long as mine but I'd still like to run my fingers through it in the bedroom.

by lolodahoehoe June 26, 2015

Flondle

To raise ones eyebrows up and down in succession, usually in a suggestive way.

Man, I didn't think Trisha would go for the dirty Sanchez, but she gave me a big flondle so I knew it was go time

by Chubbycow69 July 30, 2017

Floyd Collinsed

Floyd Collins has to be one of the most fucked up events between world war 1 and world war 2. 1925. Floyd was a Kentucky Caver who got trapped in a cave and died over 2 weeks later. His death was a national phenomenon, i suggest you look up the full story, its pretty fucked in the head.

In This case, to be Floyd Collinsed, it means to get yourself, or part of yourself stuck in one area. If you get stuck somewhere that you end up Dying or having to amputate an arm or some shit, you got Literally Floyd Collinsed

Guy 1: Dude were the fuck have you been.

Guy 2: Sorry man, I got my dick Floyd Collinsed in my girls ass.

by 1962 October 24, 2018

Fladdap

To change TV channels (frequently).

Stop fladdapping, it's driving me crazy.

Have you seen the... Whatsimacallit? The fladdapper?

by Bildritch March 27, 2019

floid

coined by George Weemes a floid is some one who is acting like a flid and a mongoloid being a floid

he's such a floid.
stop acting like a floid

by weem0 June 13, 2019

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd (formed in 1965) One of the greatest and most influential rock bands of all time.

Pink Floyd hoe

by Katie 420 floyd October 13, 2018