flesh curtain

When a severly overweight person has layer of skin/fat that hangs/flaps down over their privates. Similar to a gunt but even more obese.
Bob tried to have sex with obese woman but he could not penetrate her flesh curtain.
by ChiTRS August 14, 2008
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flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank
she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.
by Double D November 29, 2003
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flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.
"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."
by LL Snoop's sidekick August 11, 2009
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press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.
that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.
by megan August 13, 2004
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Flesh Musket

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003
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flesh tent

When a fat chick lays down on top of you, literally smothering and engulfing the man below, creating a fleshy tent. Starr Jones (insert any fat chick) lays on top of anyone.
"That chick made a good flesh tent." "Will you be my flesh tent"?
by Mikey Okemos November 11, 2006
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Pump the Flesh

A variation of the phrase "press the flesh"

"To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes."

the actual pumping of the flesh here refers to the shaking of hands.
John Smith ran a hands-on campaign, travelling to many local towns in order to pump the flesh.
by Sunny_grande11 September 20, 2016
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