feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.

After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.

by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009

Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.

Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

father abraham

A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
and a right
and a left
and a right
and a left
shake your hips
shake your head
turn around
touch the ground (TOUCH IT)

Huckins Girls go crazy during Father Abraham!

by Huckins Girl July 28, 2006

fathersucker

Another word opposite of motherfucker, as like fatherfucker, a female who gives fellatio to her father. Used as insult, can be used by both sexes to a female. Also can mean a prostitute who has a pimp who she "sucks up to him". Also can mean "daddy's (favourite) little daughter/girl".

That fuckin bitch is a fathersucker.

by SCB '92 February 12, 2008

Proximity Father

A father only willing to be a father if his children are geographically convenient to get to.

"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."

by Racon2R August 25, 2009

Fathers Daughter

A daughter who looks like her dad, acts like her dad, is pretty much a female version of her Father. Fathers Daughter. Not to be confused with daddys girl, Fathers Daughter is different.

She is such a Fathers Daughter!

by Onlooker sideline April 11, 2013

Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004