Flaberkalast

When you fuck someone in the face so hard you break their nose

Damn becky who gave u a flaberkalast

by Sisterfuckeralabama February 1, 2020

Fapentines Day

When you're alone on Valentines Day so you basically spend the day fapping to Porn.

Happy Fapentines Day!

Scenario 1
Marko: So Bryan you got any plans for Valentines Day?
Bryan: It's another Fapentines Day for me Bro. Jen text dumped 5 days ago. So my plans are being holed up in my room and fapping away.

Scenario 2
Anne: Hey Alice you manage to find a date for Valentines?

Alice: Sadly no, It's Fapentines Day for me. I've already bought my lube and charged up my vibrator. Gonna scrounge porn hub later.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

flaberjacked

when a woman grabs a mans ass flapps and twists as hard as possible

the first night went great I got flaberjacked so hard I couldn't sit down afterwards

by mynameistrevor February 26, 2020

Flaberjab

A flaberjab is someone or something you fucking hate just call it that and relax your brains

You fucking flaberjab

It’s a fucking flaberjab deal with it

by Chaser waz June 23, 2020

Fiaper

A facial diaper

He wouldn’t stop with the trash talking so we put a fiaper on his face.

by Jakeupsthoughts July 23, 2020

falpestin

means what the heck

what the falpestin

by ASTRO RETAKES November 6, 2020

Fiaper

Face Diaper, mask

Since Corona started I cant tell who’s who because there all wearing fiapers on their faces.

by RMaskers October 15, 2020