just the five of us

A make believe sitcom from the 1980's on BBS. Its about a mixup at the adoption agency and the Chester family has 3 new house guest. One is a psychotic girl who set a couch on fire, another is a a drunk run away teen who lived in an ally. And a young boy who believes he is a 42 year old investment banker, and wants to go out and get laid. Just the five of us is from Rockstar's 'Grand theft auto: vice city'

Why isn't just the five of us a real show?

by Vicelisner January 22, 2014

bang or bust in five

To know within five minutes of meeting a chick, whether or not you have a chance to sleep with her.

Sean always says "bang or bust in five"...he always knows what his chances of bedding a girl are in the first five minutes of meeting her.

by sweet-tart April 25, 2015

Strive For Five

When you have 2 brain cells alone and your friend and/or partner has two braincells alone but combined you have 5

Clown 1: Man I swear we have 2 braincells each
Clown 2: Yeah but together we have 5!
Clown 1: Strive for Five!

by H_Gainless September 25, 2019

Five Dollar Burrito

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.

1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!

by t_doffing August 11, 2009

llama-sita-strike-force-five

A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.

exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."

by lazystupidandcorrupt August 12, 2007

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006