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Filthy Chihuahua 

One partner defecates without wiping. Then before, during and/or after sexual intercourse this person will wipe the filthy anus on the second partner, like a chihuahua wipes on a carpet.
I didn't know my girlfriend was so kinky...she made me get a filthy chihuahua...I have a feeling we won't be together much longer.
Filthy Chihuahua by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

filthy smoker  

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily.
My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house
filthy smoker by tatomuck1 November 6, 2008

Filthy- MacGyver 

A male who can masturbate with anything he can find.
Dude, did you here about Chuck, he just used two rubber-bands and a popsicle stick two wack-it in our bathroom, what a Filthy- MacGyver!
Filthy- MacGyver by Trash-Can-Man February 17, 2009

Filthy Shulte 

When a girl goes into a restroom stall with all her stuff, gets her period, and doesn't wash her hands afterwards.
"Woah that chick is a filthy shulte!"

"I hate you! Just go to the bathroom you filthy shulte!"

"Mr. Rutledge, im a filthy shulte....can you rape me?"

"Oh Peter, you filthy shulte!"
Filthy Shulte by BROOGAN! June 3, 2009

Filthy Sanchez 

1. the sexual act of following anal sex immediately with oral sex, which causes residual fecal matter to coagulate on the recipient's upper lip, resembling a Mexican handlebar moustache

2. Unexplained sexual position taught by South Park character Mr. Garrison to his kindergarten class.
(1) 'Naw, I gave that slut Jessica a Filthy Sanchez, dude, not the other way around!'
(2) 'Ike, do you know what a "Filthy Sanchez" is?'
Filthy Sanchez by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005

filthy Jesus 

When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."

Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shit with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
"I stayed late after church and old Father Monroe gave me a filthy Jesus ...The stench was unbearable and it still won't wash off. Crazy enough, I haven't missed church since."
filthy Jesus by Komodai April 25, 2006