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fema

1)find every mexican avaible
2)fix everything my ass
3)a bunch of idiots fucking everything up
The FEMA evacuation plan is run bitch run or save your own ass.
by kickass2014 July 3, 2007
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Female Neckbeard

The term 'neckbeard' goes beyond any gender. You may see the average female neckbeard with scraggly long hair to her butt. The hair will be dull and dead from never bathing it, or from frequently dying it. She will have greesy, 2 month overdue roots. She doesn't wear makeup and has a superiority complex about it. Cheap corsets, anime t-shirts, batman merch, and outdated jeans that drag on the ground. Probably has an infected looking eyebrow or lip piercing. Wants a guy who looks like Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston but complains that men are so shallow and only like those fake pretty girls; why can't they just see her for her personality. Social Justice Warrior. Usually wears the stupid jackie-cadet hats that everyone hates from 2002.

Laughes at jokes that only 4th graders would like.
"God, is there a word for a female neckbeard? Because thats what Brittany is."
"I know, she smells like cheese and low tide. I wish she would bathe."
by Kaylathewathful January 4, 2017
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female bodybuilder

Easily the sexiest, most erotic kind of female in the universe. A female bodybuilder is a superior kind of woman. She is in touch with her femininity, and she realizes that her inner being is power, not weakness. Because she is so in touch with her inner power, she develops her muscles to an astonishing degree, able to lift incredible masses of weights that most men are unable to touch. She does this in order to break from the cage that society puts women in, to show that she is a powerful individual who no one can restrain.

Many men are unable to admit their attraction to these powerful women, for societal stereotypes indicate that women are supposed to be thin, whiny, and submissive. Female bodybuilders threaten that stereotype to such a degree that most men are threatened by them. Similarly, men are threatened by the fact that these women are far more muscular and far stronger than them, for it makes them feel that they are not living up the their stereotyped gender role of being the 'dominant provider.' Yet nearly all men, at a deep unconscious level, are very attracted to these powerful women, and only the real men are able to admit it to themselves.

Female bodybuilders are more often than not extremely kind, energetic, and resourceful. They spend their time wisely, fit more into a day than most people, and truly grab life by the horns. They are a threat to many, yet they are sexy beyond belief. They are also known to be better than any other kind of woman in bed.
Jim: Dude, the other day I saw a female bodybuilder in the gym. I was so turned on that I couldn't even do my workout!

Ted: Man I'm jealous. I woulda blown my load on the spot!
by HonestAbe127 August 17, 2011
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

This is the definitive scale for female attractiveness formulated by a small sample of 4 guys and 1 girl
1-10 Female attractiveness scale

10-Supermodel, Ridiculously hot

9- Hottest girl in her High School/College

8-Hot enough to brag about/ could 1 day model

7- A hot girlfriend

6- GF material. You would date her

5- Screw-able/ you would sleep with her if there was no commitment

4- Nice face and one significant body part

3- Has 1 Significantly attractive body part

2- Would get head from her without looking at her

1- Either retarded or ridiculous in the worst way
by Kaokashin September 19, 2012
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Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
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Fine female Friday

When ugly bitches post a picture of themselves and caption it as fine female Friday
by Weeeeeeewe May 9, 2020
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