dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

Braided faded

When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade

Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded

by Jackychan9999 March 24, 2017

two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.

U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!

by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017

cookie-faced

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.

Cookie-faced about to go through security

by fmasters September 2, 2019

Nor-faded

Getting wasted off of women’s drinks.

You coming to work today?

Nah, I got nor-faded last night.

by Nevitt December 17, 2019

two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.

That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!

by streetdefiner July 3, 2011

Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome

Where a teenage daughter is spoilt by her mother resulting in her becoming a snob and in the process becoming a bitch towards her mother.

Dude: "Did you see what she said to her mother?"
Dude2: "Yeh! She must have a case of princess bitch-faced syndrome!"

by ACA June 11, 2006