Chris Farley

(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis

Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.

I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.

by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017

farley dollar

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments

He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.

by Mik C September 4, 2003

Farblet

A small male whose name contains the word "farb" and often has sex with women that have the letters "saba" at the beginning of their name.

John: "Goldfarb, did you go down on that "saba" last night?"
Farblet: "Hells ya! you know I did dat ho!!"

by "the Farbizzle" March 2, 2009

fartleck

Someone who enjoys the smell of their own fart

An insult, such as "move out of my way fartleck"

by Hon.English EDU January 14, 2015

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005

fardleberry

A little piece of shit that hangs from a hair on your ass.

I missed a fardleberry and it made a shit stain in my draws.

by Pawtucket Mike August 27, 2006

Fargle

The feeling of being stoned. Espcially pertaining to the face.

Oh man i'm so fargled right now...

by Chazardous June 10, 2007