flapples

1: the folds of baby fat underneath a child's arms that are an obvious precursor to childhood obesity, possibly even diabetes and depression. (If you have flapples you should see the treadmill at your local gym immediately)

"Dude, you know the honey boo boo child has some wicked mad flapples."

by Squatting Snakes January 23, 2013

Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*

*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.

by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

flapple nipple

a person with man boobs that's nipples flap around

I hate when i have sex with dudes with flapple nipples.

by clb3122 December 20, 2014

Fappet

1. A guy who faps or 2. lives on fapping when he got no chicks. All guys are fappets

Dude! the neighbor who moved in recently is a big time fappet.

by RexUrban February 4, 2015

faplet

a gamer during online game flames team mates and or opponent team players for ping or game play or Kill death ratio or rank or simply he thinks he is better than others.

Player A to B : Stop spamming you noob
Player A to B : OMG u lagger , u killed me because of lag
Player A to B : Stop rejoining the room you noob.
Player B to A : Stop being a faplet and play your game....

by xxxMLGxxx July 3, 2014

Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015