pump fake

when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.

Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe

Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked

by chesifoeoutwest290 May 22, 2019

Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

by skjfdngv April 30, 2019

Fake Ass Homie

A Fake Ass Homie is a person who is a friend for the sake of being friends. He or she doesn't make NO effort whatsoever to see you or hit you up, but every time you guys see each other, they pretend everything is all good and pretend that you guys are besties. It's basically an acquaintance. It's like that one kid in high school you used to talk to, but he or she made no effort to talk to you after highschool. You are friends on facebook, but you aint a real friend, you just a fake ass homie. This isn't necessarily a derogatory term. It's just another classification of friends.

Dude, remember him from highschool? Dude, he still think's we are best buddies, but that foo doesnt even hit me up anymore. He's a fake ass homie, foreal.

by Cage Dreams August 7, 2011

fake deep

'fake deep' is a description equivalent to an overt chauvinistic person. They appear 'smart,' 'educated,' or 'woke' upon first impression but the underlying meanings of their words contradict intent.

"I'm tired of these fake deep people trying to tell people how to live their lives and thinking they have all the answers."
"I hate those fake deep men complimenting / praising women while subliminally laying out rules by which they should look, feel, and act."
"Fake deeps shift stereotypes and simultaneously dehumanize marginalized groups."

by TooWokeForThis March 9, 2016

Fake love

The best bop you will ever heard. Oh the singers are BTS,the legendary kpop band.

Have you listen to the bop of the century, Fake love?!!

by A reckless potato June 6, 2018

fake-n-bake

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.

"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."

by Flori August 21, 2005

fake friend

when someone acts like they like you and they really don't like you and when you found out then Ur going to be sad and depress because you thought you had a best friend(person that you can trust) Ex;tell them Ur secretes and when Ur sad they always help you and stay by Ur side forever.

my friend is mad at me because i called him a name but all the time he calls me stupid and all types of names.so i think my friend is a fake friend

by tyfly03 January 25, 2016