Farfetch.ing

The act of buying any and everything fashion from farfetch using crypto

I am farfetch.ing all my travel necessities

by farfetch.ing March 27, 2024

Faff

Acronym/Adjective

The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.

An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.

Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.

And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!

Fudds love Faffs!

by jayrango.us April 27, 2024

Faff

The act of pleasuring the female sexual organ

Gotta go have a faff before the olds rock up

by Krimson10 March 7, 2025

FAFF-FRO

Teenage boy haircut that requires tongs wax, powder, pubescent testosterone levels and an under-developed prefrontal cortex to get just right.

Bro, your faff-fro is mid. Need mo-wax

by MF_Zumerset March 6, 2026

Faffgoblin

1. A meddling, passive-aggressive creature of inefficiency, summoned wherever pointless bureaucracy, overcomplicated systems, or excessive email threads arise.
2. A person who compulsively over-organizes trivial tasks, often obstructing progress with performative productivity and “just looping you in” energy.

“I was this close to finishing the project—then Gary dropped in with a three-page feedback doc and CC’d six managers. Absolute faffgoblin.”

“We spent four hours discussing fonts. Total faffgoblin vibes.”

“Don’t let them faffgoblin your flow—just hit send.”

by MC McCancel June 13, 2025

Farfegulant

A fancy word for a big fart.

Oops, I had a farfegulant infront of my front of my crush!

by Axa&Mande November 13, 2025

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011