two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.

That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!

by streetdefiner July 3, 2011

facially challenged

the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog

I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!

by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009

Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome

Where a teenage daughter is spoilt by her mother resulting in her becoming a snob and in the process becoming a bitch towards her mother.

Dude: "Did you see what she said to her mother?"
Dude2: "Yeh! She must have a case of princess bitch-faced syndrome!"

by ACA June 11, 2006

Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007

Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

Facialbation

The act of blowing a load on ones own face. Often times achieved through inverted masturbation.

Matt likes to put his legs up on the wall to blow loads on his own face because he loves facialbation

by Cavemonies March 18, 2009