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facial scrub

When a girl is giving you head and right before you blow your load, you pull out get a good ammount on her face then rub her face in your pubic hair, therefor giving her a sticky lather and scrub.
"Last night I gave her a good facial scrub, man spa style."
by argyle pimp January 14, 2007
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Facial abuse

A genre of porn that's borderline rape.

Facial abuse is consensual sex usually paid, in which the throat of the sex partner is being violently fucked for the pleasure and amusements of the perv. Skullfucking, gagging, deepthroating etc...
Guy 1: Yeah man I'm not taking that girl seriously.
Guy 2 : I wouldn't either. She has been letting guys Facial abuse her all throughout the campus.
Guy 1 : its just my turn. Can't bring a girl like that breath smells like bleach and pee and sounds like she has been swallowing billow pads around ma.
by Notshynotmayyy November 18, 2021
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frosty facial

n. When dining in at Wendy's, it is the act of smearing a Frosty all over one's face.

This action can be done on one's own face or on another's face (the "target"). If the actor is attempting to frosty facial a "target", one effective line is: "This Frosty smells funny." When the dessert/beverage is close the target's nose, proceed to apply force on the cup towards the target's face.

Origin is unclear, although sociologists and psychiatrists suggest its first usage comes from high school track athletes from the state of Michigan.
Thompson just talked about your mom and did a Frosty facial.
by Ninety April 12, 2007
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Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.
by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
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Ice Facial

While consuming a beverage, a clump of ice cubes crash into your face all at once. Usually happens after most of the liquid is gone, as the ice appears to be stable, yet the slightest change in angle blows a frozen load all over you.
In reaching the last of my iced tea, I tilted the glass too much and promptly received an ice facial.
by Mark A. Opfell November 22, 2007
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facils

Prn. fah-sills. Abbrevation for facilities. Used to express bathroom or restroom.
I shouldn't have had so much coffee this morning! Now I really need to use the facils.
by Lady Keats September 9, 2009
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Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid
Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste
by Sir Fist August 16, 2010
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