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Extreme Facebooking 

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
Extreme Facebooking by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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Extreme trouting 

a person committing the act of a major fail
Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

Extreme Instinct

Extreme Instinct: Defined as the highest level of innate reaction to a situation. Causes a higher faster power where the mind takes control of a situation to overcome any obstacle. All have it , many don't use it and the select few can control it. The Extreme Instinct is sole reason for mans perseverance and climb to the top of the food chain. "Why Just Survive When You Can THRIVE"
When that lion was in full charge my Extreme Instinct was the only thing that kept me alive , I don't even know how I did it but in the end I was the victor.
Extreme Instinct by atlatl April 15, 2012

Extreme snacking 

Eating everything in the house and more until you cannot physically fit anything else in your stomach.
Hi do you want to come round for some extreme snacking?

Yes I'd love to, I'll bring some crisps.
Extreme snacking by snacker101 August 21, 2012

extreme diagonal 

n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.
*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*
extreme diagonal by juiceboxx January 19, 2013

Extreme Hogfestation 

To indulge in a variety of delicious food; to pig out
It was total extreme hogfestation in Victoria this weekend! I couldn’t get my pants done up this morning.

extreme freeze tag

An incredibly painful version of freeze tag, where boys can only be frozen by getting hit in the balls. Usually results in the tagged person being frozen in a humiliating doubled over position and silently suffering through ball ache while waiting for the game to end.
Want to play extreme freeze tag?

He froze with a grimace on his face and instantly regretted agreeing to play extreme freeze tag with these bullies.
extreme freeze tag by Elsis May 18, 2016