7 definitions by atlatl
Extreme Instinct: Defined as the highest level of innate reaction to a situation. Causes a higher faster power where the mind takes control of a situation to overcome any obstacle. All have it , many don't use it and the select few can control it. The Extreme Instinct is sole reason for mans perseverance and climb to the top of the food chain. "Why Just Survive When You Can THRIVE"
When that lion was in full charge my Extreme Instinct was the only thing that kept me alive , I don't even know how I did it but in the end I was the victor.
by atlatl February 17, 2012
A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by atlatl September 13, 2006
A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by atlatl September 14, 2006
Camel toe, as seen from behind when a woman bends over, bringing to the observer's mind exactly what the view would be if she ever offered it up doggy style.
As the babe in the string bikini slowly bent over to pick up her mai tai, her lucious doggy toe did away with those missionary thoughts I'd been having.
by atlatl August 22, 2006
Sexually Transmitted Emotions: the powerful feelings (e.g., anger, jealousy, possessiveness, romantic love) that almost inevitably develop in at least one sex partner purely as a result of his/her having had sex with the other, and without regard to any agreement they might have that it's "just sex," for example in a "friends with benefits" situation.
Damn, we agreed that we were just friends with benefits, but she musta come down with STE's 'cause now she's all whacked out just 'cause I fucked Andrea!
by atlatl August 14, 2006
Sexually Transmitted Emotions: the powerful feelings (e.g., anger, jealousy, possessiveness, romantic love) that almost inevitably develop in at least one sex partner purely as a result of his/her having had sex with the other, and without regard to any agreement they might have that it's "just sex," for example in a friends with benefits situation. Usually referred to as STE's.
Damn, we agreed that we were just friends with benefits, but she musta come down with Sexually Transmitted Emotions 'cause now she's all whacked out just 'cause I fucked Andrea!
by atlatl August 17, 2006
Ankles covered with sticky resinous green leaf particles as a result of a particularly long and productive dank clipping session.
Damn, dude, them dankles are a dead giveaway -- better put some pants on 'fore you go down the hill for more brew and baggies!
by atlatl August 17, 2006