hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!

Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!

by Princesslouise December 31, 2017

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Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

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papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 6, 2017

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1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

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Polar express

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.

The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.

by anonymous May 27, 2021

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