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Invisible Exclusion

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.
Invisible Exclusion:

“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”

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“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”
by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014
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Bad excuses

Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.
"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"
by James Ficklesticks December 7, 2016
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well excuse me thunderfuck

well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)
random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??
by wheatleydidntdeserve October 17, 2019
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applausible excuse

An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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Carlisle Excuses

Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.
Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses
by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021
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Furry Exclusion

A term used for fictional animal-like characters that are depicted so hot, that even if you admit they are hot and you'd smash, you would not be a Furry.
Guy 1: You a furry dude?
Guy 2: No... but I'm down bad for Lola bunny

Guy 1: Oh you're good then, She's a Furry Exclusion
by Jackoval June 25, 2022
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Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.
Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!
by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023
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